Day 1 – “Show you came with Eashyjet”
This morning we began our European adventure early. 3:15 to be exact. Last night when Karen checked that the taxi was ok they told her that she had booked it for 3:15. We put them back to 3:30 and we were still in John Lennon airport by 4:05. I think we actually were there before the last flight from the night before had taken off.
As with so many things in our life technology features heavily on this trip. This was the first time that we had used e-boarding passes before. These let you use your smart phone (or as most people call them “phone”) to show your boarding pass. No need to queue up at check-ins or carry paper printouts. So for this trip we have boarding passes, train tickets, hotel reservations and train timetables all in our phones.
Now whilst embracing new technology but not whole heartedly trusting it, I have of course printed everything out as well. I’m sure this was the vision which Steve Jobs had for the future of travel. People having the freedom to travel the world, armed with just their mobile device…and a half a rain forest of paper in case their battery runs out (and lets be honest, with an iPhone, that’s pretty much as soon as you disconnected it from the mains). I’m sure all the time we spent downloading apps, registering and printing stuff out will be worth it in the long run. At the moment I’m just not sure how.
After an hour long flight we arrived at Schiphol airport at 8:20. Then we went on a little tour. I have been to Schiphol once before but I had forgot how big it was. It has (at the last count) 5 runways; the terminal has its own museum and casino and it takes a long time to get anywhere. We taxied from the runway to the terminal. We went over a couple of road bridges, did a right past an entire fleet of KLM planes and still we couldn’t see the terminal. I could see the control tower but it looked to be in the neighbouring town. There were tower blocks between us and it. 15 minutes after landing, we eventually arrived at the terminal but then the walk began. We set off from the plane clutching our passports ready for immigration. 5 minutes later we still hadn’t reached it. 10 minutes of walking and 2 travelators on we still hadn’t got to it. I was starting to see were JRR Tolkien got the idea for these epic quest tales. He had probably been to Schiphol airport before he wrote the Hobbit. Eventually, 15 minutes after being released from the plane (that was the stewardesses expression, not mine) we arrived at immigration and on to baggage reclaim. 35 minutes after landing we eventually set off to get out first train to Amsterdam Centraaaal.
This afternoon we went to the Vincent Van Gough Museum (Gough pronounce “go”, not “goff” apparently). I was never a big fan of the one eared wonder, but I really liked him after visiting here. His dapple technique reminds me of those pictures we made at school with rice. He was also ahead of his time as well Every other picture was a selfie. “Vincent Van Gogh self portrait wearing a straw hat”; “Vincent Van Gough Self Portrait wearing a felt hat”; “Vincent Van Gough self portrait painting the sun flowers”; “Vincent Van Gough self portrait doing the ice bucket challenge after nominating Gauguin and Bernard”
But it gets worse, Van Gough, Gauguin and Bernard did a series of self portraits which they sent to each other with a picture of the other person in the corner so it looked like they were having a Skype conversation or the other person had photo bombed the painting! (See pic)
We had our first cake of the holiday and we went for the traditional Dutch Stroop Waffle (recipe below). You can make one yourself, or if that’s too much effort, just go to Starbucks, they sell them.